Red Wine and Fish

What Kind Of Monster

Korean businessmen laugh at Japanese salarymen for being part-timers.

The BNP candidate is called Carlos Cortiglia. Logically, his first act in office should be to send himself back where he came from.

It would be a good thing if every time you used a car-horn, you lost a day at the end of your life.

Withholding the supply of pudding is integral to the parent/child justice system.

A Rube Goldberg machine is a deliberately over-engineered solution to a simple problem.

How detached from reality do you have to be to think people would be grateful for a single shoe?

I bought a Le Creuset pan. I’m not sure of the exact size, but it’s big enough to simmer a gorilla’s head in.

For every marketing graduate on £17k whose idea will be stolen by their boss, I give you the Red Wine and Fish Ad Slogan Generator